Dear Kardashians

I don't know how many of you there are. At first I thought there was one but now every other day another Kardashian sister/brother/mom/dad/second cousin is making the news for eating yogurt with a fork. I know you think your interesting. But I have something important to tell you, you may need to sit down on your unnaturally large derriere. You are not interesting. Nothing you say, nothing you do, nowhere you go is remotely significant. In twenty years children will hear of your show and understand why America is going to hell right now. Somehow you have convinced middle aged women that the length of you marriages and the color of your shoes is worth constant camera time. Whats more surprising is that there are camera men willing to film you talk about how tough it is to be famous 24/7. You are the product of a failing american education system that has made its youth dumb enough to find your show watchable. Your fame is the first stage of doomsday 2012.

P.S. It would be tougher for me to write this if I didn't know you couldn't read.

Sincerely,
The 99 percent.